Man Cold...Man Boobs! (snort)

Ohhhhh, I SOOOOOOO had to steal this from Jessie's blog. This is my life today with Jon AND Max home sick. Poor babies.

Timmmberrrr

Most of you who know me laugh because my Christmas tree usually stays up forever! Last year it was the end of April by the time I gathered up enough energy to dismantle it. Not because I'm lazy, mind you, but because it's huge and there are sooooo many ornaments! The dang tree usually takes me almost a week to put up, so when the holidays are over, that's the last thing I want to deal with! This year we got a new one...still a 9 footer, but pre-lit and slimmer, so it would save time. I also opted to put only a fourth of my ornaments on this year, just to see if I'd still be happy. The tree is always my favorite, and I LOVE all my ornaments, so I wasn't sure it would work for me. Long story short, it did.

Well, you be glad to know that the tree is down and everything completely packed away, and it's still February!. I even got the lights off the house! Our neighbor across the street just took their lights off last weekend, so I'm feeling pretty good!

Melly...This Is For You

Goodbye Melaroo...You're Taylor, my latte boy...I miss you! Thanks for the extra skim! I love you, I love you, I lu-uuuuuuuuhv you!

Grrr...5 & 6 year old GIRLS!

"911 operator, please state your emergency."
"click"

10 seconds later...

"911 operator, please state your emergency."
"click"
(giggle)

10 minutes later...

Knock Knock Knock...hmmm, why are the police at my door?

MY kids would NEVER do this. Actually, none have, until now. I guess 1 out of 4 isn't bad and it's taken 16 years for it to happen. Leave it to Meghan and her partner in crime, Mackenzie! At least it wasn't at my house (snort)! Poor Lana (Mackenzie's mom)!

Sigh.

Woof

So I was checking my AOL mailbox tonight and decided to click on one of the "celebrity" news teasers about Paris Hilton and her current dog woes as a result of her visit on the Ellen show Monday. TMZ is always a good source for real entertainment and after the "articles" there's a bunch of comments posted by a lot of losery, malcontents with nothing better to do. "Oh, Paris. God bless you, girl!" or "Get a life! You choose animals that coordinate with your outfits!" etc., etc.
Most of their posts are more entertaining than the actual "gossip" article itself!

Anyway, this one-sentance post totally hit me the right way and I couldn't stop laughing like Sandra Bullock playing Gracie Hart in Miss Congeniality.

Hope you enjoy it as much as I did:

"I hate this wonky eyed hoebag."

Let the Drama Begin...

Meggie comes to my room Thursday night with some important news...mind you, she's in kindergarten.

"Mom, I have to talk to you." (closing the door all serious and quiet)

"What is it?"

"Mom, I have a boyfriend."

(sigh) "Oh, really?"

"Deanna broke up with him, so now he's MY boyfriend." "His name is Steven."

"Steven is a nice name, honey."

"I kissed him on the cheek."

"You kissed him, huh?"

"Yah, on the cheek and now he's my boyfriend."

Now it's Friday. Just 17 hours later. After class I ask her how things are with Steven.

"Honey, how's Steven today?"

(furrows form in her brow) "He broke up with me."

"What?!" "He dumped my baby girl?" "Where is he?" "I'll..."

"He's back with Deanna."

(snort) (sigh)

Giants Won...Woohoo!

Thought the underdogs couldn't do it?

We did.