The Baby Saga Continues...

Day two of "The Kingpin Chronicles"...
Oldest baby strikes again. I'm calling him Taz now. Today we're taking a nap. Well, I THOUGHT we were taking a nap. Me and little bit (his sister) were asleep. 2nd baby under one wasn't here today. Kingpin was faking asleep, cuz no sooner did I doze off than he slithered off the bed, slinked out of the room, headed straight for the kitchen, climbed on the counter (even in my sleep I know he did this because the item I'm about to describe was in the MIDDLE of the counter and only accessible by climbing ONTO the counter), claimed Meghan's potted bean plant from school, shimmied off the counter, sneeked BACK down the hall and into the bedroom, then planted himself AND the pot on the floor in front of my bathroom. All this happened in just 4 minutes time. I know this because I have 4 children of my own and I sleep with one eye open. I fully woke up to a "spreading" sound, sat up and discovered Sanchez The Kingpin planting a garden in my carpet. He was very pleased with his accomplishment, too because he greeted me with smiles and "oooo's". I didn't return the sentiment, however. Friday is a crazy day for me. I have to be to the airport by 2:00. I have LOTS of things to do before then, so I bet the little devil has something special in store for me, especially since I will have all three babies again. Gotta love babies. He's lucky he's got "cute" going for him.