The Kids

This teenager loves his family, likes to go to school, enjoys being seen with us, is never grouchy, and can't get enough family activities. NOT. He plays the guitar, rides dirt bikes, loves computer games, and likes to build with legos and duct tape...Ian, 15





This lovely child always does what she's told, keeps her room spotless, and never talks back (heh heh). She plays the bass, likes to paint, draw and read, ride dirt bikes, loves Sailor Moon, Garfield, and Jack Skellington...Olivia, 12






This child absolutely loves school (lie) and eats anything without complaining (another lie). He plays the drums, loves soccer, roller blading, dirt bikes, video games and Sonic the Hedgehog...Max, 9






This is our 2-pound miracle. While all children are miracles, it truly is a miracle that she's here. What a spitfire! She likes school, playing with friends, dance class, blowing bubbles, dirt bikes, Angelina Ballerina, and playing Candy Land...Meghan, 5